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The Scientific Journal of Science

October 2015

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Original Articles

1) Lip Syncing The Refrain To T’Pau’s ‘Heart And Soul’ Eleven Times In A Row While Naked And Crying: And other curious side effects of the author’s first crystal methamphetamine high.

September 2015

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1) Immense Admiration For Bea Arthur Does Not Diminish One’s Masculinity

2) The Argument Against Man-Made Climate Change; A Complete Review Of All Non-biased, Evidence-Based, Peer-Reviewed Literature (And pictures of Bea Arthur).

3) Ultrastructural Evaluation Of The Word TEAM Reveals Innumerable ‘I’s; Re-appraisal Of A Popular Idiom.

4) From the year 1982 of the Scientific Journal of Science archives: Scientists Split On The Least Stigmatizing Name For New Disease Affecting Heterosexuals, Homosexuals, Intravenous Drug Users And Hemophiliacs: Gay Cancer Vs Gay Related Immune Deficiency.

August 2015

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1) An Industry In Ruin; The Unintended Consequences of the Patient Privacy Act

2) Probability of Follow-Up Tinder Date Strongly Linked To Three Key Variables: Confidence, Physical Attraction, Not Revealing You Use A Digestive Health App Called PoopLog

3) Adverse Results Of Treating Patients Based On The Regimen Prescribed By The Doctor In The Rascals’ Song ‘Good Lovin’.
A Multi-Institutional Collaboration

4) Success Of America's Youth Athletics Movement, As Measured By Exponential Growth In Number Of Winner Trophies.

5) From the year 1985 of the Scientific Journal of Science archives: Incontrovertible Evidence That America Has Reached Its Zenith of Cultural Understanding Toward The Chinese.

6) Does Deliberately Revealing The Twist Ending To Unsuspecting Film-goers Lead To A More Or Less Rewarding Film-Going Experience?

7) Tangible Evidence Of The Absence Of God; It’s Not Pretty.