Can I contribute to your website?
If you are interested in contributing please contact me via email at email@example.com
When you will be visiting a town near me?
The trigger point for my world tour is acquiring 100 followers on my Instagram. Once I cross this threshold send me your address and I’ll visit you.
How can I obtain an 8 x 10 inch signed glossy photograph of you?
I thought you might want one. I’ve got a tall stack of them ready to ship out. Contact me via email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Can I hire you to read excerpts from the Scientific Journal of Science at my 5-year-old’s birthday party?
Who needs a birthday clown when you have the Little Italian Man. I charge by the minute. Contact me for a discounted rate.
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