Lessons Learned on Day #1
of my Website Launch

1) As expected, I’m the talk of the town in Alaska and the Russian Federation:

2) Clicking on #owlsculpture on Instagram opens up a portal to an abjectly horrifying universe:

3) Having a twitter account with no followers is akin to when I was seven years old and hosted a one-man talent show in a room full of my stuffed animals.

4) Searching for ‘Google Analytics’ by the first four syllables reveals a wonderful array of meaningful life suggestions.

5) In retrospect, pre-ordering and hand-signing one-thousand 8 x 10 inch glossy head-shots of myself was ill-conceived.

Fortuitously, most of these events line up perfectly with my life bucket-list: